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? ?

2
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[Bart]
I can't believe Quimby banned Halloween.

3
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No candy, no pranks,
8:00 curfew.

4
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And the only party
in town is this?

5
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Marge, I'm going to Moe's.

6
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Nuh-uh-uh. Remember,

7
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Moe's can't serve alcohol
tonight.

8
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And that's fine.

9
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Halloween has been too fun
for too long.

10
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Right, liver?

11
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Thanks for being
such a good sport tonight.

12
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You know, we are invited
to the Van Houtens'

13
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nonalcoholic boo-ze cruise.
Huh?

14
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Ooh, that doesn't sound
crap-tastic at all.

15
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[phone buzzing]

16
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[bell tolls]

17
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[metallic creaking]

18
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Hello?

19
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I came alone,

20
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like the text said.

21
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[moans softly]

22
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- [buzzing]
- [maniacal laughter]

23
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Sup, player?
You here for the Spookeasy?

24
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[groans] Weren't you
at least a little scared?

25
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This getup cost a fortune.

26
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Greetings, fellow revelers.

27
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Nice costume.

28
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Beaker from the Muppets, right?

29
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Uh, no, there was
an accident at the lab.

30
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Beaker, nice.

31
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So where the hell
is this secret party?

32
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[muffled electronic music
playing]

33
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? ?

34
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[indistinct chatter, whooping]

35
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Yeah!

36
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[crowd cheering]

37
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[all grunting excitedly]

38
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[muffled electronic music
playing]

39
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[Homer moaning]

40
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Leapin' Liza, what a party!

41
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You know how many sexy
ketchup bottles I made out with?

42
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Three!

43
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Come on, drunk-os.
Get in the car.

44
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No, no, we are
far too inglayvinated to drive.

45
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[car chimes]

46
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Meet my latest invention,

47
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Glayv-mo.

48
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[gasping]

49
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Hey, while the car
is self-driving,

50
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why don't we do
a little self-drinking, eh?

51
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- Oh, yeah!
- Yes!

52
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Easy there. Your primitive
cork removal method

53
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is bound to-
[yells] It happened!

54
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- [alert beeping]
- [voice] Manual mode selected.

55
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- [all screaming]
- [tires screech]

56
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[all sighing]

57
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[all gasp]

58
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[tires screech]

59
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Oh, crap, crap, crap!

60
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Great Caesar's ghost!

61
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- Tom of Finland!
- Good glayvin.

62
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[Homer gasps]

63
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We just killed a guy.

64
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We have to call the cops.

65
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No cops!

66
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We take this to our graves.

67
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What, are you crazy?

68
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We have to call the police.

69
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Think about how this looks.

70
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We're super drunk.

71
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W-We're soaked in booze.

72
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And technically
we were all driving.

73
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But there's a dead body
in the road!

74
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What if there wasn't?

75
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[all grunting]

76
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Oh, this feels wrong.

77
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I believe it was
Kenny Loggins who once said,

78
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"Karma sharpens its blades
on the bones of our sins."

79
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Shut up and heave corpse!

80
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One, two, three.

81
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- [grunting]
- Oh, I hurled him.

82
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Done and done.

83
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No guilt whatsoever.

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[Homer moans softly]

85
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? ?

86
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[knife buzzing]

87
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[all yell]

88
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? ?

89
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[Bart chuckling]

90
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[Marge moaning softly]

91
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Come on, kids.

92
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We've got to get
to the Halloween store

93
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before the only costumes left
are... meta.

94
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[groans] It just sucks that the
town is doing Lame-o-ween again.

95
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Dad, can we pick you up
a costume?

96
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I'm afraid no costume
can disguise my shame.

97
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- Sounds good!
- Later, dude.

98
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Love you, Dad!

99
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[TV announcer]
The Jump Scare Channel

100
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now returns to the revenge
slasher classic

101
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A Killer Knocks Loudly.

102
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[loud knocking]

103
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[shrieks]

104
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Who is it?

105
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If it's about Jesus,

106
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I may be interested.

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[wind whistling]

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[gasps]

109
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Remember what I said last year

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right before we dumped
that body?

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"Karma sharpens its blades..."

112
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"On the bones of our sins."

113
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Oh, dear.

114
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We never should've dumped
that body. Hoyvik!

115
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Ever since that night,
I- hoyvik- developed a tic.

116
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Whenever I'm stressed-
hoyvik-

117
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I break out in a series
of slightly annoying-

118
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We get it!

119
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My life has fallen apart, too.

120
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Geoffrey broke up with me.

121
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He took our Lhasa apsos.

122
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And one dark, lonely night,

123
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I found myself...

124
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buying an Xbox!

125
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[crying]

126
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[Chalmers scoffs]

127
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Unlike you blubbering betas,

128
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I've never been better.

129
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I got a raise,
a certified pre-owned Porsche,

130
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and I have a new lady
in my life.

131
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Don't you get it?

132
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Karma is coming for us.

133
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Oh, these don't mean anything.

134
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There is no such thing as karma.

135
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? ?

136
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Grab your baton, big dog.

137
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Show the maestro your skills.

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[dramatic operatic
music playing]

139
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Noice! Bitchin' arpeggio!

140
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? ?

141
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[man singing opera in Italian]

142
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[creaking]

143
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[singing continues]

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Drop the ictus,

145
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arc it dolce,

146
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arc it.

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[singing continues]

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Hmm? [gasps]

149
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? ?

150
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[choir singing dramatically]

151
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No, no, not you.

152
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It couldn't be you!

153
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[choir continues singing]

154
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? ?

155
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Your moves are wack-issimo.

156
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Game over.

157
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Springfield is a symphony
of diverse voices.

158
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And we just lost our conductor.

159
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But fret not, for Dewey Largo's
legacy will live on forever

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in the music of his students.

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[playing discordantly]

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[all groaning]

163
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I heard the killer carved up
Largo like a fat Greek lamb.

164
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Who could've done
something like this?

165
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Well, what if it's the man
we left for dead?

166
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[gasps] That dead guy's
probably mad we killed him.

167
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We have to call the cops.

168
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No cops!

169
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I'm not throwing away my
sweet-ass life for you cowards!

170
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Besides, if some freak
wants to come after me,

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I'll be ready.

172
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And if you two pants-wetters
even think of snitching,

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I'll be ready.

174
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I think it's safe to say
that he's- hoyvik-

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lost his mind.

176
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What kind of a psycho
strangles another person?

177
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Do you think it's possible that
he's the one that killed Largo?

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- [grunts]
- [cawing]

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[humming]

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[engine starts]

181
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[tires screeching]

182
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[whirring, clicks]

183
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[flies buzzing]

184
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He did it.

185
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These are obvious signs
of a disturbed man.

186
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With the flies
and the moldy Chinese food

187
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and the creepy mannequin
that's clearly been kissed.

188
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[sniffs] Ew.

189
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- [lock clicking]
- Huh?

190
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He's back. Hide.

191
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Silly me. Got all the way
down the block before I realized

192
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I didn't get my goodbye kiss.

193
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Mwah.

194
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Wait, wait.

195
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Wait a minute.

196
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Where the hell's
my year-old Chinese food?

197
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[slurps]

198
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I know you're in here!

199
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Hope you enjoyed the noodles!

200
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Because they will be your last.

201
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[stomach gurgling]

202
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Ooh.

203
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Lo mein!

204
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You have three seconds
to get out of that closet

205
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before I fill it with lead!

206
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[chuckling]
One.

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[both whimpering]

208
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[Chalmers]
Two.

209
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Get ready to...

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[yells]

211
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[groaning]

212
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[choking]

213
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[exhales]

214
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[quietly] Hoyvik, hoyvik,
hoyvik, hoyvik...

215
00:09:05,345 --> 00:09:07,814
[muffled]
hoyvik, hoyvik, hoyvik,

216
00:09:07,914 --> 00:09:10,116
hoyvik!

217
00:09:10,483 --> 00:09:12,351
[Homer gasps, whimpers]

218
00:09:12,352 --> 00:09:13,486
[grunting]

219
00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:15,355
[both grunting]

220
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[Homer whimpering]

221
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Hoyvik!

222
00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:22,444
Hoy-

223
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- [pained yelling]
- [Homer whimpering]

224
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[Frink] That hurts.

225
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[tires screech]

226
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Marge! Marge!

227
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Oh, thank God!
We have to get out of here!

228
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Marge?

229
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[Marge]
This was in the mail.

230
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Honey, I can explain.

231
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Something terrible
happened last Halloween.

232
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I killed someone!

233
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What? But I thought I-

234
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Shush! I need
to unburden myself.

235
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It happened one year ago
tonight...

236
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[bell tolls]

237
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I left the kids at Safe-o-ween

238
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and went to the Van Houtens'
boat party,

239
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which was a little...

240
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livelier than I was expecting.

241
00:10:00,534 --> 00:10:02,067
- [music playing]
- [laughter]

242
00:10:02,068 --> 00:10:05,405
Hmm. We're getting
a little far out, aren't we?

243
00:10:05,538 --> 00:10:09,409
Well, you're
a little far out yourself.

244
00:10:09,410 --> 00:10:10,542
[groaning]

245
00:10:10,543 --> 00:10:14,280
Uh, does anyone here know
how to boat a ship?

246
00:10:15,515 --> 00:10:17,049
Hello? Uh...

247
00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:19,019
Oh, fine.

248
00:10:21,054 --> 00:10:22,756
[motor revs]

249
00:10:23,523 --> 00:10:26,192
- [screaming]
- Oh, God. Oh, God!

250
00:10:26,193 --> 00:10:26,959
Body!

251
00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:29,429
There's a body in the water!

252
00:10:29,948 --> 00:10:31,797
He's dead!

253
00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:33,433
We have to call the cops!

254
00:10:33,566 --> 00:10:34,733
No cops!

255
00:10:34,734 --> 00:10:36,602
We take this to our graves.

256
00:10:36,603 --> 00:10:38,972
Think. We're on a boat
full of contraband,

257
00:10:39,105 --> 00:10:42,709
on an illegal cruise
with a captain that I OD'd.

258
00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:44,109
I can't go to jail!

259
00:10:44,110 --> 00:10:47,046
You know what they do
in that exercise yard?

260
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Exercise!

261
00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,183
Yarr, then it's agreed.

262
00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:51,517
We get rid of the body,

263
00:10:51,518 --> 00:10:56,056
then make a pact to never speak
of this night again.

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[Marge]
Before I knew it,

265
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we were back on land

266
00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:03,730
and life just went back
to normal.

267
00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:05,264
But every day since,

268
00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:09,736
I've been haunted by what we did
to that poor robot priest.

269
00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:11,037
Robot priest?

270
00:11:11,038 --> 00:11:13,005
That night, me and some fellas
killed a guy

271
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,907
in the exact same costume.

272
00:11:14,908 --> 00:11:16,288
Do you know what that means?

273
00:11:16,289 --> 00:11:18,711
[both] We killed the same guy
but he's not really dead

274
00:11:18,712 --> 00:11:20,012
and he's back for revenge!

275
00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:22,481
He's already killed everyone
in my pact!

276
00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:24,049
Mine, too! Look!

277
00:11:24,050 --> 00:11:26,018
[Homer]
Aw, Disco Man.

278
00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:28,355
We got to get the kids
and go somewhere safe.

279
00:11:28,356 --> 00:11:29,321
But where?

280
00:11:29,322 --> 00:11:31,924
- [crowd clamoring]
- [wind howling]

281
00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:34,626
Whoa, what's going on here?

282
00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:36,096
[clamoring continues]

283
00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:37,896
Homer, look.

284
00:11:37,897 --> 00:11:39,766
Other people have the same note.

285
00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:41,401
They weren't in my pact.

286
00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:42,635
Mine either.

287
00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:44,771
All of my friends are dead!

288
00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:46,238
Tina Ballerina,

289
00:11:46,239 --> 00:11:47,319
Blue-Haired Lawyer,

290
00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:50,542
the man who says "yes"
in a humorous fashion.

291
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:51,910
We're getting slaughtered

292
00:11:51,911 --> 00:11:54,546
and you're not doing
a damn thing about it!

293
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:56,548
[overlapping shouting]

294
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,051
Order! Order!

295
00:11:58,184 --> 00:12:01,187
Now, we just received
doorbell camera footage

296
00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:03,922
with a clear visual
of the killer.

297
00:12:03,923 --> 00:12:05,924
[screams]
Mamma mia!

298
00:12:05,925 --> 00:12:09,261
That's a spicy me-ball!

299
00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:10,330
[all gasping]

300
00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:13,400
Why, that's the costumed yutz
my sponsor and I

301
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,802
drunk drove over last Halloween!

302
00:12:15,803 --> 00:12:17,903
- [all murmuring]
- I did the same thing.

303
00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:20,072
Huh. Okay, uh, show of hands-

304
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:24,244
who here thought they killed
this guy last Halloween?

305
00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:28,580
You all killed someone
last Halloween night?

306
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:31,150
But I thought
there was a curfew.

307
00:12:31,151 --> 00:12:32,201
Haw-haw!

308
00:12:32,202 --> 00:12:33,519
[singsongy]
You weren't cool enough

309
00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:35,689
to accidentally kill a guy.

310
00:12:35,789 --> 00:12:37,323
Uh, don't worry, citizens.

311
00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:38,991
This twisted maniac-

312
00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:41,093
who I-I also kind of killed-

313
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,829
is being hunted
by every cop in town.

314
00:12:43,830 --> 00:12:46,700
You're in the safest place
you could possibly-

315
00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:49,169
[groaning]

316
00:12:49,836 --> 00:12:52,205
[crowd gasping]

317
00:12:53,707 --> 00:12:54,873
[gasping]

318
00:12:54,874 --> 00:12:56,743
It's the Cyborg Reaper!

319
00:12:56,843 --> 00:12:58,211
The Electro-Pope!

320
00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:00,012
The Android Jesuit!

321
00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:02,849
Uh, the hell are you
supposed to be anyway?

322
00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:06,318
[deep voice]
Seriously? It's so obvious.

323
00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:07,520
I'm Daft Monk.

324
00:13:07,654 --> 00:13:11,758
You know, a monk plus the French
electronica duo Daft Punk.

325
00:13:11,858 --> 00:13:13,892
It's a very clever pun!

326
00:13:13,893 --> 00:13:15,395
No one cares about that!

327
00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:19,366
Who are you and why are you
killing everyone?!

328
00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:20,734
[deep voice]
Who am I?

329
00:13:20,867 --> 00:13:23,136
I am the man you left for dead.

330
00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:25,771
I am the shame
you tried to bury.

331
00:13:25,772 --> 00:13:29,608
I am the one
you pretended never existed!

332
00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:31,511
[crowd murmuring]

333
00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:36,583
I... am... Apu!

334
00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:43,522
- [crowd gasps]
- Apu?

335
00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:44,623
That's right. You thought

336
00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:45,891
you could just get rid of me?

337
00:13:45,892 --> 00:13:47,060
That I'd disappear?

338
00:13:47,061 --> 00:13:48,861
That there wouldn't
be consequences

339
00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:50,796
for the horrible thing you did?!

340
00:13:50,797 --> 00:13:52,632
Uh, what did we do, again?

341
00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:55,635
It was exactly one year ago.

342
00:13:55,769 --> 00:13:57,470
[bell tolls]

343
00:13:57,570 --> 00:14:00,573
[Apu]
I was enjoying the craziest night of my life.

344
00:14:00,707 --> 00:14:04,944
But little did I know, danger
was right around the corner.

345
00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:07,514
I am a Freak-A-Zoid.

346
00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:09,182
Come on and wind me up.

347
00:14:09,315 --> 00:14:12,285
This is gonna be
so awesome, man.

348
00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:16,222
[kids laughing, exclaiming]

349
00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:18,525
[all scream]

350
00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:20,158
Holy crap, we just killed a guy.

351
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,294
We gotta call the cops.

352
00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:23,062
No cops!

353
00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:25,698
We take this to our graves.

354
00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:27,566
Let's get out of here.

355
00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:29,369
[clamoring]

356
00:14:29,531 --> 00:14:31,804
[groaning, laughing]

357
00:14:31,805 --> 00:14:33,072
[Apu]
Oh, Halloween mischief.

358
00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:35,442
Well, no harm, no foul.

359
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:36,592
[tires screech]

360
00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:38,944
Holy crap!

361
00:14:38,945 --> 00:14:40,113
We just killed a guy.

362
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:41,847
We gotta call the cops.

363
00:14:41,848 --> 00:14:43,082
No cops!

364
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:45,552
We take this to our graves.

365
00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:49,155
Secret pact. Oh, yeah!

366
00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:52,459
[tires screeching]

367
00:14:52,460 --> 00:14:54,493
[Apu]
I couldn't believe what happened.

368
00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:57,129
I was the "hit" half
of a hit-and-run.

369
00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:58,997
- [raccoons chittering]
- Bruised and battered,

370
00:14:58,998 --> 00:15:01,468
I set off looking for help.

371
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:05,405
Well, well, well,
illegal contraband,

372
00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:09,709
breaking curfew, spooking a cop
with your scary costume.

373
00:15:09,809 --> 00:15:12,712
You're going away
for a long time.

374
00:15:12,846 --> 00:15:15,447
[groaning echoing]

375
00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:16,498
Ah! Real zombie!

376
00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:19,586
Holy crap, Chief!

377
00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:20,766
You just killed a guy!

378
00:15:20,767 --> 00:15:21,854
We gotta call the cops!

379
00:15:21,855 --> 00:15:23,023
No cops!

380
00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:25,424
We take this to our graves.

381
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:28,994
[Apu]
Stretching the very limits of credulity,

382
00:15:28,995 --> 00:15:31,631
I was left for dead, yet again!

383
00:15:31,731 --> 00:15:33,733
But not for the last time.

384
00:15:33,867 --> 00:15:34,917
[tires screech]

385
00:15:35,001 --> 00:15:36,736
No one called an ambulance.

386
00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:38,171
No one checked my wallet.

387
00:15:38,172 --> 00:15:40,472
No one even looked under
my very cool helmet

388
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:42,842
to see who I was!

389
00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:49,749
I drifted for hours, assured
that I had left this cruel world

390
00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:51,316
and entered into nirvana,

391
00:15:51,317 --> 00:15:55,922
where I heard the most
beautiful, angelic voice.

392
00:15:56,022 --> 00:15:58,625
Hi, floating body!

393
00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:03,363
Hi... Dr. Nick.

394
00:16:03,364 --> 00:16:04,296
[groans]

395
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:05,932
Twist the bunny ears,

396
00:16:06,032 --> 00:16:07,167
pull together.

397
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:10,270
Bullet hole is gone forever!

398
00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:12,605
[squeaking]

399
00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:15,041
What is this place?

400
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:18,078
It's "The Island
of Forgotten Garbage."

401
00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:21,381
All the junk Springfield
gets rid of winds up here.

402
00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:23,048
- Like you!
- Hmm?

403
00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:25,184
How long have you
been stranded here?

404
00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:28,321
Oh, I've been on the island
for eight seasons!

405
00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:31,791
Winter, spring, summer, fall,

406
00:16:31,891 --> 00:16:34,561
another winter, another spring-

407
00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:35,929
I need to get back home!

408
00:16:36,062 --> 00:16:38,098
I'm a beloved member
of the community!

409
00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:41,101
Ha, you're still stupid
from the surgery.

410
00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:44,971
If you wound up here,
it's for a reason.

411
00:16:45,071 --> 00:16:47,407
- Right, Leon?
- Shh.

412
00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:50,944
[Apu]
I needed to get off that kooky island

413
00:16:51,077 --> 00:16:52,344
and back to Springfield.

414
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:55,815
So as soon as I healed,
I got to work.

415
00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:59,519
? ?

416
00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:05,090
What I thought was going to be
a long and arduous journey

417
00:17:05,091 --> 00:17:06,493
only took 30 minutes.

418
00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:09,228
It would have been so easy
to bring me back!

419
00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:11,831
I immediately ran home
to my family.

420
00:17:11,965 --> 00:17:13,366
But they were gone.

421
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:17,102
Then I went to the Kwik-E-Mart
and was shocked

422
00:17:17,103 --> 00:17:18,738
to find it abandoned.

423
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:22,241
As I wandered aimlessly
through town,

424
00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:24,276
no one even noticed me.

425
00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:26,111
It was as if I was...

426
00:17:26,112 --> 00:17:27,346
- invisible.
- [thunder rumbles]

427
00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:29,115
That was when I vowed

428
00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:32,719
to take my revenge
on Springfield.

429
00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:35,721
[maniacal laughter]

430
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:36,990
[thunder crashing]

431
00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:38,657
[laughter continues]

432
00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:42,395
Apu, we're so sorry
we left you for dead.

433
00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:45,732
Believe me, we wanted to do
the right thing,

434
00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:47,033
but, but, but...

435
00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:50,135
We were so scared
and just didn't know what to do.

436
00:17:50,136 --> 00:17:51,538
If it's any consolation,

437
00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:55,574
we had so many internal
conversations about it.

438
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:58,177
Uh, they kind of just
didn't go anywhere.

439
00:17:58,178 --> 00:18:00,413
Enough! It is time
for your reckoning.

440
00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:03,449
I am dousing this stage with
Kwik-E-Mart kerosene,

441
00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:07,220
and I've sealed the doors with
Kwik-E-Mart door chains!

442
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:11,924
Karma has come to collect.

443
00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:13,459
And all of you will pay!

444
00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:15,694
For "Karma sharpens
its blades..."

445
00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:19,032
[gasps]
"...on the bones of our sins."

446
00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:20,333
That's where it's from.

447
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:23,036
Apu said it to me
when I got my tongue stuck

448
00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:24,671
in the hot dog rollers.

449
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,172
Apu! Wait!

450
00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:28,908
Yes, we all played
a part in this,

451
00:18:29,009 --> 00:18:31,644
but we don't all have to die.

452
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,179
Just kill me!

453
00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:37,049
You, Homer Simpson,
would sacrifice yourself

454
00:18:37,050 --> 00:18:38,585
to save everyone else?

455
00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:42,054
I would expect that
from Mr. Flanders but not you.

456
00:18:42,055 --> 00:18:44,524
[Flanders grunting]

457
00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:46,191
[yelling]

458
00:18:46,192 --> 00:18:47,761
Daddy?

459
00:18:47,861 --> 00:18:50,730
I'm just doing what
the old Apu would've done.

460
00:18:50,864 --> 00:18:53,599
The guy who loved this town
and everyone in it.

461
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:57,337
You were on our bowling teams,
our barbershop quartets,

462
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,339
our dad-rock cover bands.

463
00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:01,940
And we took you for granted.

464
00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:03,510
I took you for granted.

465
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:05,360
You can hack me to bits
if you want,

466
00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:08,548
just give me the lighter first.

467
00:19:14,220 --> 00:19:17,123
? ?

468
00:19:17,223 --> 00:19:19,725
[yelps] Hot lighter!

469
00:19:19,726 --> 00:19:21,594
[distorted yell]

470
00:19:21,695 --> 00:19:22,745
[all gasp]

471
00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:26,533
- [crowd gasps]
- Oopsie.

472
00:19:29,102 --> 00:19:32,439
[screaming, clamoring]

473
00:19:33,073 --> 00:19:34,841
- Oh!
- Oh, no!

474
00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:37,009
This is on you, bro.

475
00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:38,378
[glass cracking]

476
00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:40,879
- [explosion]
- [gasps]

477
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:41,613
Bye, honey.

478
00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:43,249
We're going trick-or-treating.

479
00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:46,486
Uh, which one of you
has a peanut allergy again?

480
00:19:49,255 --> 00:19:51,424
Apu, my man, what's shaking?

481
00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:54,660
Homer, I just had the most
disturbing nightmare.

482
00:19:54,661 --> 00:19:58,031
Everyone in town killed me
and tried to cover it up.

483
00:19:58,131 --> 00:19:59,532
It seemed so real.

484
00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:01,668
The whole town forgot about me.

485
00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:04,404
Come on, that could
never happen.

486
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,271
Springfield loves you!

487
00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:08,141
And after all
we've been through,

488
00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:11,177
I know I could never
forget about you.

489
00:20:11,277 --> 00:20:12,812
Oh, crap, that reminds me,

490
00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:15,415
I forgot to invite you
to our Halloween party.

491
00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:18,018
Uh, it's BYOB so these
are on you.

492
00:20:18,118 --> 00:20:19,318
You gotta come!

493
00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:20,786
I have to work.

494
00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:22,187
Come on, Apu.

495
00:20:22,188 --> 00:20:24,891
It wouldn't be the same
without you.

496
00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:27,327
What the hey, I'll do it.

497
00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:29,429
A Halloween party sounds
kind of fun.

498
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:32,432
Plus, I feel like I haven't
seen everyone in ages.

499
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,467
Oh, but I wish I had a costume.

500
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:37,037
Who cares?
I don't have a costume either

501
00:20:37,170 --> 00:20:38,303
and it's my party.

502
00:20:38,304 --> 00:20:40,205
[both laughing]

503
00:20:40,206 --> 00:20:42,442
[Apu]
You are a terrible host.

504
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,678
[Homer]
I sure am, Apu.

505
00:20:44,778 --> 00:20:46,646
I sure am.

506
00:20:47,313 --> 00:20:49,649
? ?

507
00:20:56,589 --> 00:21:00,125
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by Daft Punk playing]

508
00:21:00,126 --> 00:21:04,463
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509
00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:08,034
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510
00:21:08,134 --> 00:21:12,906
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511
00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:20,847
? Rock, robot rock ?

512
00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:23,917
? Rock, robot rock ?

513
00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:36,663
? Rock, robot rock ?

514
00:21:38,064 --> 00:21:41,401
? Rock, robot rock ?

515
00:21:42,202 --> 00:21:45,405
? Rock, robot rock ?

516
00:21:46,473 --> 00:21:49,409
? Rock, robot rock ?

517
00:21:51,011 --> 00:21:53,546
? Rock, robot rock ?

518
00:21:55,015 --> 00:21:56,716
? Rock, robot...?

519
00:21:56,717 --> 00:21:58,667
Shh!

520
00:21:58,668 --> 00:22:03,218
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